KEEP YOUR VERMOUTH IN THE FRIDGE T-Shirt Black

A public service announcement for anyone who takes their cocktails seriously. This T-shirt delivers a simple truth every bartender learns the hard way: vermouth isn’t a spirit, and it deserves better than being left out on the shelf.

Borrowing the iconic, no-nonsense phrasing of a classic British poster, the design pairs dry humor with industry wisdom—equal parts etiquette lesson and quiet flex. It’s the kind of message that sparks nods from seasoned pros, questions from the curious, and knowing smiles from anyone who’s ever cared about a proper Martini.

Perfect for bartenders, cocktail nerds, and hospitality lifers who believe great drinks start with good habits. Wear it proudly—and consider it your duty to educate the masses. 🍸