DIRTY DUMP T-Shirt Black

The DIRTY DUMP tee is a knowing nod to a technique every serious bartender understands—and quietly respects.

Often misunderstood, the dirty dump isn’t about cutting corners. It’s about intention. Keeping the dilution, preserving texture, and delivering the cocktail exactly as it was built. No strain, no waste—just flavor, mouthfeel, and confidence behind the bar.

This design balances industry humor with real craft knowledge, making it instantly recognizable to those who know why it matters. Subtle, clever, and rooted in technique, it’s made for professionals who care deeply about what’s in the glass… even when things get a little messy.

Because sometimes the right move isn’t the clean one.
It’s the smart one. 🍸